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SirThumbs
The gentleman who approves every pump.
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FILE NO. 02
A brief history
He simply appeared.
Sir Thumbs appeared out of nowhere wearing a perfectly fitted suit, a black top hat, and the same two thumbs permanently pointing upward.
Nobody knows what he does for a living or where he got the hat. He never explains himself.
He simply shows up, smiles, gives two thumbs up, and disappears.
Green candle?👍👍
New holder?👍👍
Absolute chaos?Still 👍👍
Sir Thumbs doesn't judge the market.Sir Thumbs approves it.
The approval desk
Place it on the record.
Every matter receives the same careful consideration.
01Green candle?Approved
02New holder?Approved
03Absolute chaos?Still approved
04Another pump?Approved
A private audience
Ask Sir Thumbs.
The gentleman is listening.